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March 27, 2010

Quick Review

Last night the girls and I went to see Hot Tub Time Machine.

Going into this movie, I was not expecting greatness. From the trailer, the movie looked silly, it looked a little dumb, but more than anything it looked fun. I’m a fan of funny movies, along as they don’t try too hard and don’t rely too heavily on dumb-comedy. This movie did neither of those things and ended up being a LOT better than expected. Actually, I loved it!
I’m sure you know the premise – a group of guys go back in time with the help of a hot tub (yes, you read that right). There’s the expected fish-out-of-water awkwardness, especially for Jacob who is young and was conceived on the weekend they travel back into time to. There’s no internet, cell phones were just released, and MTV still played music!

I’m a huge John Cusack fan and he’s fantastic in this movie. The best part? Craig Robinson busting out a song “from the future” to a packed house in 1986 – a song by the Black Eyed Peas. Loved it!

All in all, not an award-winning effort but still a movie that you could go back to and watch over and over. To me, a movie you’d want to see more than once is a good one in my books. Check it out if you can!

Here’s the red-band trailer:

December 22, 2009

So sick of being tired and oh so tired of being sick….

I have a small confession to make; I like chick flicks.
Shameful as it is, I can’t get enough of them. I used to say I had to watch them because I worked at a video store and it was important for me to know about all the movies that were new. Haha. Anyway, in reality I just like watching movies that are female-centric.

However, I’m getting tired of the messages found within said movies. It bothers me that so many of these movies feature strong successful women who seem to have it all – the awesome job, the great apartment, amazing friends, awesome clothes – but somehow are deeply and utterly depressed and missing the true meaning of life because they are missing a man to share their life with. In almost all of the movies, it all goes back to the day when the woman decides to do something for herself, forsaking the *love* of her life and then regretting it in the long run.

These movies make it seem like it’s impossible for women to be strong, successful and in love. Don’t be too ambitious women – you’ll end up alone and miserable in the end.

Lame. sauce.

I want movies with female characters that are actually strong; I want something better.

In the movie Whip It (a good chick flick) one of characters says “We deserve better villains” well, I’m saying right now that we deserve better heroines.

September 24, 2009

Movie Madness Part Two

Behold, the second installment of Movie Madness:

Whip it

This movie looks so good. I really like Ellen Page and Drew Barrymore. I just hope it doesn’t end up being lame. I feel like it could go either way.

Where the Wild Things Are

I loved the book as a kid and I’m pretty sure I’m going to love this movies. The trailers have been awesome! I can’t wait.

Sherlock Holmes

Robert Downey Jr. Guy Ritchie. Rachel McAdams. Jude Law. Really, what else do I need to say?

September 15, 2009

Underrated 90s movies

I love the 90s. I love the music, the movies, the cringe-worthy fashion and the television. In fact, I have been known to argue that 1994 is one of my favourite years (culturally speaking) because it brought us My So Called Life, the Cranberries’ No Need to Argue, Leon (the professional), Clerks, Pulp Fiction, The Shawshank Redemption, and, of course, two of the movies on this list, underrated 90s movies.

These are movies that I love, quote on a regular basis, and am often dismayed when I find out people have no clue what I’m talking about… or they will recognize the movie but have never seen it.

Get watching people!

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Cry-Baby, 1990
A young Johnny Depp in a musical, what more could you ask for? The fact that it’s a John Waters flick means it’s less like High School Musical and more like a film that you can actually watch. It’s campy, fun and pretty much awesome. It’s set in the 1950s, with the female lead, Alison, having to choose between being a good girl and hanging out with the squares, or being a bad girl with Depp at Turkey Point. Craziness ensues.
Added bonus: Ricki Lake, Iggy Pop and Traci Lords all have parts in this gem.

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Pump up the Volume, 1990
Love. this. movie. Christian Slater stars as a pirate radio deejay. It’s kind of funny to watch it now and think about how far technology has evolved and changed since this movie came out. Now, kids can pod cast to millions from their bedrooms and they teach them in schools how to do it! In this movie, he has a low-frequency radio show that kids have to go into the football field to hear clearly. With his vulgar language and wild ideas, he creates quite the commotion in his small town. The ending is cheesy/inspiring. Great soundtrack!

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So I Married an Axe Murderer, 1993
This is pretty much my favourite movie ever and I quote it on a daily basis. It just has so many fantastic lines in it. Love, love, love it. It’s one of those movies that you judge other people on, based on their opinion of it. If you haven’t seen this, you’re missing out. If you didn’t like it, what the hell is wrong with you?
Added bonus: The Bay City Rollers!
Sadness: It makes me want a Juice Tiger but apparently they were recalled due to people losing ligaments.

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PCU, 1994
Another one that is easily quotable, perhaps not on a daily basis but still quotable. This one is fun and really outdated. It has Jeremy Piven, David Spade, and Jon Favreau in it. It’s funny, it’s crude, it’s great.
Added bonus: One of my favourite lines/life lessons: What’s this? You’re wearing the shirt of the band you’re going to see? Don’t be that guy….

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Reality Bites, 1994
This one is perhaps the most popular of all of the movies posted, but you’d be surprised at how many people haven’t actually seen it. It’s got some great lines in it with funny jokes. It’s funny how watching it all of these years later, things haven’t changed that much. There’s still no jobs out there for recent graduates, hell I’d say it’s even worse now. I love Ben Stiller’s cell phone, totally a Zach Morris throwback. And it has Ethan Hawke, back when he was hot.
Added bonus: I can’t hear My Sharona by the Knack without thinking of the scene where they bust out into a impromptu dance party in the gas station (maybe that’s not a bonus but a curse).

August 23, 2009

Summer lovin’

It’s been a long wait for 500 days of summer.
I first heard about it in January when it premiered at Sundance. Every review I read was positive and most were glowing. It just added another reason why I couldn’t wait for it to be July (the warmer weather was still number one with a bullet).

Anyway, it was finally released on July 24 and alas, the closest theatre was in Oakville, a good 45-1 hour drive away. Unfortunately, due to my insane work schedule for the end of July, there was no way I’d be able to go see it. At least, that’s what I thought. Thankfully, a last minute shopping trip to the Walden Galleria in Buffalo provided my roomie and I with the perfect opportunity to check it out.

I loved it! Such a great movie. It was worth the wait and all the hype. It’s whimsical, quirky and unique. It’s not like anything else that’s been coming out lately and I highly recommend it to all.

/gush

July 23, 2009

Movie madness

It’s the summertime and the last thing a person should be doing is spending a lot of time indoors. That’s what our cold Canadian winters are for.

However, it gets kind of hard when there are so many fantastic movies coming out that I want to see. I suppose it’s a small upside to the crummy weather we’ve been having here; I don’t mind staying inside.

Here are some of the movies I’m dying to see:

(500) days of summer

Not only does this movie look super cute, it also features Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel. They are two actors I simply adore. It’s out already but it’s not playing in any theatres near me. I’m hoping it gets a wide release.

Funny People

This looks like it’ll be one of those movies that is going to make you laugh and cry. And I don’t mean cry from laughing so hard… I mean cry because it’s going to have some sad parts. Regardless, I’m down with that. I love Adam Sandler but I haven’t really been buying what he’s been putting out lately. This might change that. Plus, it’s got Seth Rogen and I’m not going to lie, I have a little bit of a crush on him. I think it’s his voice.

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Rory and Saracen together? Yes, please! I know it looks a little cheesy and typical rom-com, but I’m cheesy so whatever. I wanna see it. And I know Kat will come with me!

February 10, 2009

Top Five

Currently I don’t have cable, so I’ve been watching a lot of tv on dvd. I’ve come to the conclusion that there are a lot of great shows out there that have been cancelled prematurely.

Here is my personal top five list of shows that were cancelled too soon:

5. Arrested Development.
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Like you didn’t see that coming, so I figured I might as well put it right up at the front. Cancelled after 3 seasons, it felt like we hardly knew thee. Everyone I know who has watched this show has loved it. In fact, I don’t know if I could be friends with someone who watched it and didn’t love it. They say there is a movie in the works, and I’m not quite sure how I feel about that yet. Part of me loves it and wants it to be here NOW so I can watch it this moment; the other part, that little feeling nagging deep inside of me, is worried that it just won’t be the same.

4. Veronica Mars
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This show started off strong. It was well written, had a great premise and nice casting. Overall, a good word to describe the show, besides awesome, would be clever. However, as the saying goes – nothing gold can stay. As with most clever shows, it failed to score huge in the ratings department. People don’t want to actually be entertained or, worse, actually made to think. Instead, they choose to watch mostly garbage and as a result, this show was constantly trying to find an audience. At least, I want to believe the show’s quest for ratings is what was responsible for the horrible third (and final season). I really just need to believe that they were pandering to the masses, because they really did shit the bed on that whole season. Prior to that, it was pure television gold.
There are rumors circling about a movie in the works; again, I don’t know how I feel about that. Yes, the third season really was that bad.

3. Clone High
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I have to be honest here: I didn’t watch this show until after it was cancelled. One night, a good friend took me under her wing and showed me the way of Clone High and I’ve been pissed off ever since. Not at my friend for showing me this, but at the TV gods for cancelling it. This show had a short one-season run and it ended with the dreaded cliff hanger which will now never be resolved. Okay, as I type this, I’ve realized that maybe I am a little upset with my friend for showing me this in the first place. Ignorance is bliss, after all.

2. Freaks and Geeks
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You may not have watched this show, but you probably recognize most of the cast.
Seth Rogan (knocked up, pineapple express), James Franco (spiderman, pineapple express), Jason Segel (How I met your mother, forgetting sarah marshall), Linda Cardellini (ER, scooby doo), John Francis Daley (Waiting, Bones)
This show was cancelled after one season but featured some of the best writing on television. The episodes were hilarious, endearing and more realistic than most shows about high school. It’s a real shame that they got cancelled, it would have been nice to see where the show went.

1. My So-Called Life
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Two words: Jordan Catalano. Oh Jared Leto before he was a greasy douchebag. This show ended entirely too soon, and even worse it ended with a cliff hanger. Great casting, great story lines… it had everything going for it except for the ratings. This was another one-season wonder and it’s a shame.

Anything I’ve missed?
Let me hear it.

January 9, 2009

Must See Movie: MILK

Last year, when I was still a poor student and not the poor worker I am now, I took a gender studies course. The course was taught by my good friend and somewhat mentor, Maija.
For one of our assignments, I had to write an essay on Harvey Milk. It was then that I was introduced to his fascinating story.

Harvey Milk, for those who don’t know, was the first openly homosexual person elected to major office in the United States. As a city supervisor in San Fransisco, he was a fierce advocate for gay rights and was instrumental in defeating proposition six. The movie Milk tells this story.

It seemed only fitting that I watch the movie with Maija. Although the movie was released on Dec 6th, it didn’t get a wide release and the closest theatre it was playing at was in Oakville. After weeks of waiting and holiday plans, we finally made the trek to Oakville to catch it.

It starts with a closeted Milk, played by Sean Penn, meeting his long time lover, played by James Franco, in NYC and then follows them to San Fran where he evolves into an openly gay business owner and rights activist.

The movie is great in its honesty, not glossing over the failures and defeats he endured on his way to becoming elected. Not glossing over the heartbreak and hypocrisy. Penn does an amazing job, as does almost everyone involved.

It ends with the murder of Milk and San Fran’s mayor at the time, George Moscone, at the hands of former city supervisor, Dan White. Not shown in the movie, but interesting none-the-less, his trial led to the infamous “twinkie defense”.

Perhaps the most interesting and thought-provoking part of the whole film was the dialogue surrounding proposition six, a bill that would have banned gays and lesbians, and possibly anyone who supported gay rights, from working in California’s public schools.

Although the initiative took place in 1978, 30 years ago, a lot of the arguments and statements sound eerily similar to statements and arguments that were being made in regards to proposition 8. You would think after 30 years, the discussion would have evolved a bit.

I think what was most sad, was the fact that in 1978 California voted against proposition 6 and the initiative failed, but 30 years later with the same misinformed and bigoted statements, proposition 8 passed in the same state. I guess we really are heading backwards, not forwards.

The movie is really well done and I think the acting is superb. I’d be really surprised if Penn doesn’t get an award for it. [edit: he did get an award - BFCA critic's choice for best actor]

Anyway, if you have the chance, you should definitely go and watch it.

October 2, 2008

Hold on to your picnic baskets….

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Yogi Bear and Boo Boo will be hitting the big screen in a CGI/live action flick along the lines of Garfield and Alvin and the Chipmunks.

I’m excited. Mostly because of my current affiliation with the bear, but still… it should a cute/fun movie.
Hey - I’ll take a movie about Yogi Bear and BooBoo over a stupid Bratz or Hannah Montana movie anytime. 

Bring on the bears!!

Check out the MTV story for more info.

September 17, 2008

The Women (2008)

 Lame

Last night Age and I went to see The Women. I’ll admit, I tend to like cheesy chick flicks.

This one was super cheesy, as you probably guessed from the ads and trailers.

However, perhaps the cheesiest part of the whole thing was the blatent product placement. Not since Wayne’s World have I seen such obvious tactics.

They actually showed part of a Dove commercial in the movie – how sad is that?

Perhaps the worst part is that throughout the entire movie they are talking about the unrealistic images of women that are portrayed in the media and how unfair and cruel it is, yet subjecting audiences who PAID to see your movie to not-so-subtle advertisements isn’t just as cruel and unfair? So, media manipulation is good as long as it’s pimping products and not eating disorders? Lame.

Perhaps I should contact Dove and ask for a refund, if I wanted to watch an ad, I turn on the tv. I go to the theatre to watch movies, not extra long commercials.

Final rating: Avoid

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